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Ask E.C.

"Shit it could be Worse"

By "E.C."

If you don't think it's time to take our Country Back over and VOTE OUT the IDIOTS in Washington come November just open up this link and see for yourself...
 
 just "E.C."
 
Dear President Obama:
        I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
        We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
        We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
        I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way 
over?
     
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
      
       1. Free medical care for my entire family.
      2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
        3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
        4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking  (bi-lingual) teachers.
        5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American Culture and history.
        6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
        7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
        8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
        9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
       10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
       11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
       12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
       13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be realy nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
       14. I want to receive free food stamps.
       15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
       16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
        17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
        18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
      
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U..S. From Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
       
Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!!
PS: You can find me.... sitting on a log somewhere in the Santa Clarita Sandwash.
just "E.C."
 

"Time for a He Heee"

 Were all sick in our guts with the government and the shit their trying to shove down our throat. Plus with all the crap going on overseas... Now you can't even feel safe to eat a egg sandwich which could "Kill" you...

"Well here is a lady I would take to dinner and drink a fine bottle of Wine with any day..."

 Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC.

 There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America.

I politely declined to take one…

The elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice the young lady said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq ?"

The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam . All three died so you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."

     ~God Bless America ~

"And then .... Another Thought to Think On..."

 A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the
temptations of the flesh?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."

The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the Rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?" 

just "E.C."

"I'S A TOUGH YEAR, BUT I WILL MAKE IT "

But what the Hell I have a Hunky American Express Card But not everyone is as lucky as I am...

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.


Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.  Oh Great!!   The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear !

And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan.   When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

just "E.C."... how could it get any better???

"Red Necks" have it right

In 2007, the Missouri General Assembly approved HJR 7 to place on the ballot a proposed constitutional amendment designating English as the official language of Missouri. Voters then went to the polls and approved the measure with nearly 90 percent voting in favor. With that, English became the official language for all governmental proceedings in Missouri. It also means no individual has the right to demand government services in a language other than English. A common language is the cornerstone of a cohesive and united state and country. Ensuring that English is our official language is simply common sense.

 Another measure that directly addresses the issue of illegal immigration was passed in 2008. HB 1549 requires our Highway Patrol and other law enforcement officials to verify the immigration status of any person arrested, and inform federal authorities if the person is found to be here illegally. It also allows Missouri law enforcement officers to receive training to enforce federal immigration laws. Furthermore, the bill makes it clear that illegal immigrants will not have access to taxpayer benefits such as food stamps and health care through MO HealthNet. With the passage of this legislation, Missouri sent a clear message that illegal immigrants are not welcome in our state, and that they are certainly not welcome to receive public benefits at the cost of Missouri taxpayers.

2009 saw another significant piece of legislation passed dealing with illegal immigration. HB 390 ensures Missouri’s public institutions of higher education do not award financial aid to individuals who are here illegally. The law also requires all postsecondary institutions of higher education to annually certify to the Missouri Department of Higher Education that they have not knowingly awarded financial aid to students who are unlawfully present in the United States. The bill represents another common sense approach to the issue as it ensures taxpayer dollars are not used to subsidize the education of someone who is in our country illegally.
So while Arizona has made national news for its new law, it’s important to remember Missouri has been proactive in addressing this growing problem. The laws we have on the books help ensure the rights and benefits of Missourians are preserved for actual Missouri citizens. It’s also important to remember that this country has always opened its arms to immigrants, which is why our nation is often referred to as the great melting pot. Immigrants from all parts of the world have helped make our country what it is today. However, our doors are not open to those who try to live in our country illegally. I believe Missouri’s laws make that very clear and give our law enforcement officials the authority they need to deal with the problem.
just "E.C."

 "Something to Think On"

Information about  Gonorrhea Lectim 
 
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.  It's  pronounced

"Gonna re-elect 'em," 

 And it is a terrible Obamanation.
 The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.  Many  victims contracted it in 2008 after Yelling "Yes, We  Can"

...but now most  people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. 

       It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.

 You take the first dose
in 2010 and  the second dose in 2012

and simply don't engage in risky behavior again; other wise, it could become permanent  and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. 
         Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts ,with many more seeing the writing on the wall. 

        Please pass this important message on to all  those bright folk you really care about.

just "E.C."