GRANDFATHERS ARE SPECIAL
By the editors
One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take theirgranddaughter for the drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
Not really, PaPa, it was really boring. We didn't see a singleasshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, socialist leftwing pinko democrat Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?